I'm your worst nightmare!' said Teatime cheerfully. The man shuddered.'You mean ... the one with the giant cabbage and the sort of whirring knife thing?''Sorry?' Teatime looked momentarily nonplussed....
I don’t think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me.
I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, said Death, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE.
I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.
He wanted to say: how could you be so nice and yet so dumb? The best thing you could do with the peasents was to leave them alone. Let them get on with it. When people who can read and write start fig...
Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.
Escapism isn't good or bad of itself. What is important is what you are escaping from and where you are escaping to. I write from experience, since in my case I escaped to the idea that books could be...
Blessings be on this house, Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what other things might be on this house.
Another priest said,Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?Yes.Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from D...
The neck in front of her came up. The head swivelled 180 degrees and the horse looked at Kin with bright insectile eyes.'YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,' it said inside Kin's head.'Hell!''THOSE ARE NOT MEANI...
Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences.
Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.
THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME
Fantasy is escapism, but wait... Why is this wrong? What are you escaping from, and where are you escaping to? Is the story opening windows or slamming doors? The British author G.K. Chesterton summar...
It cannot be said often enough that science fiction as a genre is incredibly educational - and I'm speaking the written science fiction, not 'Star Trek.' Science fiction writers tend to fill their boo...
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
People went looking to find themselves and what they found was somebody else.
You see, the only thing the good people are good at is overthrowing the bad people. And you're good at that, I'll grant you. But the trouble is it's the only thing you're good at. One day it's the rin...
We need to borrow your boat, said Vimes.Bugger off!I'm choosing to believe that was a salty nautical expression meaning 'Why, certainly,' said Vimes.
We ain’t going to curse anyone, said Granny firmly. It hardly ever works if they don’t know you’ve done it.