The storm walked around the hills on legs of lightning, shouting and grumbling.
The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
The boldest of the three moved suddenly, grabbed Angua and pulled her upright. We walk out of here unharmed or the girl gets it, all right? he snarled.Someone sniggered.I hope you're not going to kill...
Silverfish: He disappeared a few years ago.Disappeared? How? said Cuddy.We think, said Silverfish, leaning closer, that he found a way of making himself invisible.Really?Because, said Silverfish, nodd...
She taught me so much, she said to herself. She me as we were walking around after the sheep, and she told me all those things that I needed to know, and the first thing was to look after people. Of...
See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.
Samuel Vimes dreamed about Clues. He had a jaundiced view of Clues. He instinctively distrusted them. They got in the way. And he distrusted the kind of person who’d take one look at another man and s...
SOD YOU, THEN, Death said.
Romancin’ is verra important, ye ken. Basically it’s a way the boy can get close to the girl wi’oot her attackin’ him and scratchin’ his eyes oot.
Overexcited? No! I'm getting very calmly worried that someone might shoot me!
One of the things that makes folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who ain't.
One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.
No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...
Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.
Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along. Fate wins.
Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.
It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever, he said. Have you thought of going into teaching?
It was a backwards memory of an event in his future so terrifying that it had generated harmonics of fear all the way along his lifeline.
Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative forces. But you had to learn how to control it. That didn't mean y...
Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.