And the new day was a great big fish
All right, said Susan. I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... to make life bearable.REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE F...
A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch, Carrot drew himself up proudly, because someone's taken a ? You think that's worse than murder?The Librarian gave him the kind of...
By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least the beginning of wisdom.
Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'
There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.
He'd never asked for an exciting life. What he really liked, what he sought on every occasion, was boredom. The trouble was that boredom tended to explode in your face. Just when he thought he'd found...
It's political, sir. Apparently he wants a return to the values and traditions that made the city great, sir." "Does he _know_ what those values and traditions _were_?" said Vimes, aghast.
I believe it should be possible for someone stricken with a serious and ultimately fatal illness to choose to die peacefully with medical help, rather than suffer.
YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said.That's what being alive is all about.
We got the spell exactly right. Except for the ingredients. And most of the poetry. And it probably wasn’t the right time. And Gytha took most of it home for the cat, which couldn’t of been proper.
Two uniformed trolls were standing in front of Sergeant Colon's high desk, with a slightly smaller troll between them. This troll was wearing a slightly downcast expression. It was also wearing a tutu...
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives.
This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.
They'd come here to spoon and, on one memorable occasion, fork.
These were dangerous thoughts, he knew. They were the kind that crept up on a Watchman when the chase was over and it was just you and him, facing one another in that breathless little pinch between t...
There’s no point in believing in things that exist.
There's always the dwarf bread.
There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.
There's a kind of magic in masks. Masks conceal one face, but they reveal another. The one that only comes out in darkness. I bet you could do just what you liked, behind a mask ... ?