Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.
A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch, Carrot drew himself up proudly, because someone's taken a ? You think that's worse than murder?The Librarian gave him the kind of...
A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.
This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.
You know what?' said Vimes aloud. 'This is going to be the world's first democratically killed dragon. One man, one stab.'Then you've got to stop them. You can't let them kill it!' said Lady Ramkin.Vi...
I know nothing about her. Just some books, and some stories she tried to tell me, and things I didn't understand, and I remember big red soft hands and that smell. I never knew who she really was. I m...
One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.
Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
Tiffany got up early and lit the fires. When her mother came down, she was scrubbing the kitchen floor, very hard.Er…aren’t you supposed to do that sort of thing by magic, dear? said her mother, who’d...
We got the spell exactly right. Except for the ingredients. And most of the poetry. And it probably wasn’t the right time. And Gytha took most of it home for the cat, which couldn’t of been proper.
We're on a mission from Glod.
Insanity is catching.
Religion is not an exact science. Sometimes, of course, neither is science.
Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking Ethics, you can bet your sandals it's all because dozens of other poo...
It struck Mort with sudden, terrible poignancy that Death must be the loneliest creature in the universe. In the great party of Creation, he was always in the kitchen.
My name is immaterial,' she said.That's a pretty name,' said Rincewind.
Do you know how wizards like to be buried?Yes!Well, how?Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.Reluctantly.
My granny used to say if you’re too sharp you’ll cut yourself,
I wonder if it's like this for mountain climbers, he thought. You climb bigger and bigger mountains and you know that one day one of them is going to be just that bit too steep. But you go on doing it...
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