Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong...But it might.
WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?
This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.
This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.
The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.
The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.
Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.
Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.
NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT'S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU'RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR?Albert wanted to argue. He wanted to say, Really? In that case, how come so many of the rich buggers is bastards? An...
Little fussy Otto, in his red-lined black opera cloak with pockets for all his gear, his shiny black shoes, his carefully cut widow's peak and, not least, his ridiculous accent that grew thicker or th...
Lawn looked down at his patient. In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?
It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it, said War testily, the One Horseman and Three Pedestrians of the Apocalypse.
It was a still night, tinted with the promise of dawn. A crescent moon was just setting. Ankh-Morpork, largest city in the lands around the Circle Sea, slept.That statement is not really true On the o...
It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink.
I'm your worst nightmare!' said Teatime cheerfully. The man shuddered.'You mean ... the one with the giant cabbage and the sort of whirring knife thing?''Sorry?' Teatime looked momentarily nonplussed....
I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult, said Granny firmly. Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in d...
He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses.
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Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection.
But what's worth more than gold?Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all. Aren't you worth more than that?