Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Why do women waste their time trying to convince their insecure family members and girlfriends that they are beautiful? Self esteem is not a beauty cream that you can rub all over them and see instant...
One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.
Foolishness sleeps soundly, while knowledge turns with each thinking hour, longing for the dawn of answers.
We make, see, and love films, not digitals. To convert all of our movies, home videos, theaters, photographs and television to digital would be like telling a painter to throw away his brushes and can...
You smoke? Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot?
One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.
These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee.
It will take time to restore chaos