Terry Pratchett Quote

One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.

So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not the way I slept on my doorstep under the bare sky in smell of tears and whiskey because my apartment was empty and i...

You wake up in the morning, then go for a jog, pump up the dumb-bell, and take a shower! Put on fresh and clean clothes and get out of your apartment fast! The day is yours for the taking! Carpe Diem!

Our mornings were never "rise and shine." They were "rise and fight." They were loud and ravaging. They were heavy and unnerving, like the after-math of a war, with unresolved territorial disputes. Th...

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.

fear of change is like standing under a hot shower and knowing the moment you'll turn it off you'll be freezing cold

Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.

Forget about showering with my fellow students in Tribeca Alternative’s prison-style showers—one nozzle for four to six girls at a time—in the locker room. It was impossible to work up a sweat during...

I take showers to think.