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I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...
Lord, help us to choose humility over pride. Help us to choose love over our reputation. Help us to choose patience over making a point, and your Word over our feelings. Lord, help us to choose persev...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.