For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended.
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.
May the love in your heart overshadow any sorrows, and may you always know with a deep inner certainty, how loved you truly are.