I opened the show with this line: I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.
We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
S.T.O.P. = Start To Open Possibilities
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
The warrior's nobility is like a prostitute's smile, the truth of which is self-interest.
Bellybuttons are our link with the past.
If my world were to cave in tomorrow, I would look back on all the pleasures, excitements and worthwhilenesses I have been lucky enough to have had. Not the sadness, not my miscarriages or my father l...
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
They took one look at me,And hated my black face.They took one look at me,And decided on my fate.They took one look at me,And forced an unknown fear.They took one look at me,And caused the shed of tea...