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I would like a cappuccino, says Linus politely. Thank you.Your name?I'll spell it for you, he says. Z-W-P-A-E-N--What? She stares at him, Sharpie in hand.Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-U-S. It's an unusual name, Linus adds gravely. It's Dutch.

Sophie Kinsella

I would like a cappuccino, says Linus politely. Thank you.Your name?I'll spell it for you, he says. Z-W-P-A-E-N--What? She stares at him, Sharpie in hand.Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-U-S. It's an unusual name, Linus adds gravely. It's Dutch.

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