“ Be kind to dragonswans, for thou art gorgeous when naked and taste good with cool whip. (Channon) Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap… Brandon Mull
“ If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Forgiveness requires a sense that bad behaviour is a sign of suffering rather than malice. Alain de Botton
