“ Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend.""And I to see you dead. Seth Grahame-Smith
“ So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires. Seth Grahame-Smith
“ The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject any thing, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good. There are few things wholly evil, or wholly good."… Seth Grahame-Smith
“ In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money). In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers. Seth Grahame-Smith
“ From this moment on, nothing is what it seems. You're not a human being, you're a character- and filmmakers are doing everything in their power to kill you even now. Supernatural powers and curses are… Seth Grahame-Smith
“ So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid. Seth Grahame-Smith
“ How pleasant it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!”“Spoken like one who has never known the ecstasy of holding a still-beating heart in her han… Seth Grahame-Smith
“ He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. Briefly forgetting her manners, Mary grabbed her fork and leapt from her chair onto the table. Lydia, who was se… Seth Grahame-Smith
“ These fools who haven't the slightest idea how to live the morals they espouse. These fools who proclaim themselves men of God, yet show not the slightest reverance to His word...Is it any different f… Seth Grahame-Smith
“ It is a strange thing how quickly our bodies die. How fragile a force our presence is. In an instant the soul is gone - leaving an empty, insignificant vessel in its stead. I have read of those sent t… Seth Grahame-Smith
“ Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous. Seth Grahame-Smith
