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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

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About Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedian. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has performed for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premier comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s.