Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a pictur...
Leo couldn't help smiling. That could be fun.Fun she said unhappily.Blue elephants.Blue elephants.Kiss me you fool.You fool.
Laistry....I can't even say that. What would you call them in English?Canadians.
Knowledge isn't always good for you.
Keep it simple.
Just like the good old days: marching together into the unknown, searching for missing magical weapons and risking painful death. I’d missed my buddies!
Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a...
Just curious how much I'm going for these days, Leo said. I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe...but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?
Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.
I’m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the world—how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the afterlife. I live for death.You must be fun at parties, I said.
It’s hard to look in charge when you’re hunched over like Quasimodo.
It's like I was connected to the plumping system.
It was a crazy idea. But, as usual, that’s all Percy had.
Is Tyson okay? I asked.The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though peanut butter is a strange battle cry.You let him fight?Stop changing the su...
I scanned the bookshelves: my favourite fantasy and horror authors from when I was younger – Stephen King, Darren Shan, Neal Shusterman, Michael Grant, Joe Hill;
I mentally began composing a list of words that began with F: Frey. Father. False. Friend. Frick. Frack. And some others.
I learned a long time ago: bet against Annabeth.
I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland Yard ready to arrest you.
I haven't devoured a soul in...What month is this? March?
I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if I were on the verge of death-plankton maybe.-Percy Jackson