Oh, Hazel is awesome, Don Said. She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!
Number eight, the silver one, belongs to Artemis. She vowed to be a maiden forever. So of course, no kids. The cabin is, you know, honorary. If she didn't have one, she'd be mad.
Now...well, after what happened in Tartarus, it seemed like Percy had graduated to a totally different level of butt-kickery.
Now-what’s our game plan? Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from the vase on the table. He would’ve eaten the si...
Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs.
Not all monsters were three-ton reptiles with poisonous breath. Many wore human faces.
Nobody welcomes a war - not if they're smart. But war finds everyone sooner or later. It's inevitable.
No stupid. That's Phil. The bread is Steve.
Nico realized how ridiculous it sounded. He’d never told anyone about Jules-Albert – not even Hazel. But he kept talking. ‘Hades had this idea that I should, you know, try to act like a modern teenage...
My name is Magnus Chase. I’m sixteen years old. This is the story of how my life went downhill after I got myself killed.
My father, Zeus, did not love me. The demigods at Camp Half-Blood did not love me. Python and the Beast and his comrades at Triumvirate Holdings did not love me. It was almost enough to make me questi...
Must’ve been hard on your mom, Frank said. I guess we’ll do anything for someone we love.Hazel squeezed his hand appreciatively. Nico stared at the cobblestones. Yeah, he said bitterly. I guess we wil...
Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator.He looked up lazily. Do you mind?Where's Chiron! I shouted.How rude. Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape juice. Is...
Most of Set’s forces were running towards our boat, screaming and throwing rocks (which tended to fall down and hit them, but no one says demons are bright).
More minions! he shouted. Come to me!That couldn’t be good. Another round of giant crocs and we’d be dead.Why don’t we get minions? I complained to Horus, but he didn’t answer.
Mini-Hedge would stomp around on Buford’s top, randomly saying things like CUT THAT OUT! I’M GONNA KILL YOU! and the ever-popular PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Love was the most savage monster of all.
Looking up in the sky, I saw the stars were brighter now. They made a pattern I had never noticed before- a gleaming constellation that looked a lot like a girls figure- a girl with a bow, running acr...
Look, I need to tell you something,' I continued. The words came stumbling out of me. 'I couldnt stand it if...I dont want you to---'Percy?' she said. 'You look like you're going to be sick.'And that'...
Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces.