Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs.
Now the tattoos, Zia announced.Brilliant! I said.On your tongue, she added.Excuse me?
Normally, as long as I'm telling him what to do, he wins in a fight.
Nico realized how ridiculous it sounded. He’d never told anyone about Jules-Albert – not even Hazel. But he kept talking. ‘Hades had this idea that I should, you know, try to act like a modern teenage...
My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.
Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator.He looked up lazily. Do you mind?Where's Chiron! I shouted.How rude. Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape juice. Is...
Most of Set’s forces were running towards our boat, screaming and throwing rocks (which tended to fall down and hit them, but no one says demons are bright).
More minions! he shouted. Come to me!That couldn’t be good. Another round of giant crocs and we’d be dead.Why don’t we get minions? I complained to Horus, but he didn’t answer.
Mini-Hedge would stomp around on Buford’s top, randomly saying things like CUT THAT OUT! I’M GONNA KILL YOU! and the ever-popular PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces.
Laistry....I can't even say that. What would you call them in English?Canadians.
Kronos became the Titan of time. He couldn’t pop around the time stream like Doctor Who or anything, but he could occasionally make time slow down or speed up. Whenever you’re in an incredibly boring...
It's stupid what keeps people apart.
It was a crazy idea. But, as usual, that’s all Percy had.
Isn't your mom the goddess of inventors? I asked. Annabeth glared at me. Yes, but this is different. I'm good with . Not Mechanics.If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I...
In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system.Understood. Will looked at Nico. Will you be my buddy?You're a dork, Nico announced.The two of them strolled off bickering.
If there were ever any half-bloods who needed to worry about that, itwas Thalia and me. I wondered if maybe I should've sent Poseidon that seashell pattern tiefor Father's Day after all.--Percy Jackso...
If the statue engulfs people in fire, we should send Leo.’ ‘I love you too, man.’ ‘You know what I mean. You’re immune. Or, heck, give me some of those nice water grenades and I’ll go. Ares and I have...
If I'm dead, he murmured. Why does it hurt so much?
I'm not usually an eavesdropper,but i dare you to try not listening if you hear your best friend talking about you to an adult.