Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Then you’ll fit in just fine around here, he says.
Cash is the magic that anyone can do.
Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.
Don’t be stupid. Of course I’ll help you. We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.
Geryon looks at me like I’m a moldy ham sandwich someone forgot in the back of the fridge at work.
The Bad Dad thing usually works. Hellions are big on pecking orders and I have to remind them regularly who’s at the top. Now they need a pat on the head from Good Dad before things go all Hansel and...
Start talking or we’re going to see if you can dog-paddle through fire. I wonder if fried Hellion tastes like spicy or original recipe?
Maybe I should have kept my rock. At least I wouldn’t look quite so much like a deer caught in the headlights. No. I’d look like a deer with a rock. Forget it. We
I can’t. I scoot forward on the chair and lean close to Carolyn. She freezes, trying to keep her eyes from meeting mine. Or maybe you’re not Hunter’s friend and you gave him a hot shot. Is that what y...
The case is caked with dirt and rattier looking than Karloff in The Mummy.
I guarantee you I'm not going to forget your voice. We're going to run into each other down the road sometime, and when we do I'm going to pop you apart one rivet at a time.There's the monster. Hello,...
There’s something magical about the sound of breaking glass. Especially around a mob. It works for both humans and Hellions. If you want to start a riot, throw a bottle.
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.
We have these meetings every couple of days. We’re rebuilding Hell after it went up in flames like a flash-paper bikini when the original Lucifer, the real Lucifer, blew out of town after sticking me...
They’re a year closer and I’m on the street like a goddamn lost dog wondering if I’ll ever find my way back home.
I'm trying very hard not to think about anything I'm doing. Of all the iffy things I've ever done in my life, I've never had to ditch a body before. While it's giving me a migraine right now, I think...
I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red slit pupils in a sea of black ice. Her lips and tongue are as black as her eyes. Her...
It seemed to be going well. You see, a Qliphoth can only possess an imperfect and impure body, one that’s sinned. Of course, that describes all humans except maybe for the saints. When I eat a possess...
It’s part of why I came to Los Angeles. My real work. I kill the dead.
I’m Satan. I can deal with that and play Smoke on the Water while getting a lap dance on a runaway train all at the same time.
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