I’ve swallowed enough sand that I’m going to shit cinder blocks.
The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.
Next you’ll tell me that Mickey Mouse is just a guy in a costume.
There’s something magical about the sound of breaking glass. Especially around a mob. It works for both humans and Hellions. If you want to start a riot, throw a bottle.
There’s dead and there’s Hollywood dead, and those are two very different things. Dead is just dead. In the ground. Pennies on your eyes. A cold slab of meat with no slaw and definitely no dessert.
The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.
To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.
Let me finish my beer. (Stark)Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?
There's only one way to steal a car and not feel guilty about it, and that's to steal the most expensive car you can find. That way, you know that it carries the maximum insurance possible, so whateve...
Like a man once said: ‘I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.’ The
You were a prick and a crook, but no one deserves to go out the way you went. I hope it was over quick and that you tasted like ass all the way down. Amen.
Wells points at me like P. T. Barnum showing off the dog-faced boy to the masses.
Lucifer was his name in Perdition. In Heaven, he’s Samael.
Up ahead, Donut Universe shines like the Virgin Mary doing barrel rolls over Lourdes, so I head over.
Maybe I should have kept my rock. At least I wouldn’t look quite so much like a deer caught in the headlights. No. I’d look like a deer with a rock. Forget it. We
Maybe I’ll live long enough to find out. The way the day is going, though, I’ll be lucky to make it through the appetizer course.
There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach where pretty girls walk their dogs while wearing as little as possible and mutant slabs of tanned, po...
The Magistrate and Empress stand arm in arm like the monster-movie American Gothic.
The winners are the schemers and the ruthless who take what they want, not the suckers standing around hoping for an even break.
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