None of the palaces in Hell come close to Lucifer's in size or beauty. Lucifer lives at the top of a literal ivory tower, miles high. You can't even see the top from the ground. The joke is that he bu...
Death smiles at us all and all a man can do is smile back.
I mean, there’s doomed. There’s screwed. And there’s monsoons-in-Hell fucked. And we’re at fucked o’clock.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Then you’ll fit in just fine around here, he says.
The Bad Dad thing usually works. Hellions are big on pecking orders and I have to remind them regularly who’s at the top. Now they need a pat on the head from Good Dad before things go all Hansel and...
As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly update their ways of thinking, always questioning their understanding...
We have these meetings every couple of days. We’re rebuilding Hell after it went up in flames like a flash-paper bikini when the original Lucifer, the real Lucifer, blew out of town after sticking me...
You’re a philosopher. No. Just drunk.
Stark: So, you think Mason knows I'm back.Vidocq: You just blew up his home. He might suspect something.
No. You open it. You think I put a bomb in there? Maybe snakes? Maybe a snake bomb?
It’s a whole plot of flowers ranging from a few inches to a foot high. They have petals like roses, but in the center of each blossom is a bright white set of teeth. They snap and snarl at me when I g...
He grabs his pistol when I thought this was a knife fight, and, well, it’s a very upsetting moment. I
See? That’s a positive attitude. Give it a try. I shift the bundle around in my arms. I did it once. I got a rash. Alice
Are we in danger? he says. It depends on what you mean by ‘we.’ Am I in danger? That’s the first smart thing anyone’s said to me today. And, yes, you really are. So do what I tell you.
I sit on the end of the bed, trying to look as nonlethal as an extra from Night of the Living Dead can.
If you’re in the exorcism business, you must know a lot about demons. Qliphoth, he says. What? It’s the proper word for what you call a demon. A demon is a bogeyman, an irrational entity representing...
Everything's show biz in the end
Abandon all hope ye who piss me off.
Of course, aside from fear, the God business runs on sentimentality. That’s the only explanation. Unless it’s a real estate scam.
The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.
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