My head is full of monsters and I’m one of them.
Mostly, Sub Rosas are the people regular people aren't supposed to know about. It's not that we don't like you; it's that you have a habit of burning us at the stake when you notice us.
LOLLIPOP DOLLS IS like some weird little girl's hunting lodge. The heads and faces of every Japanese cartoon character and monster are hung on the walls like trophies. Their plastic guts are in model...
I sit on the end of the bed, trying to look as nonlethal as an extra from Night of the Living Dead can.
How will you do it? says Sinclair. I’ll know when I see the setup, but I imagine I’ll basically just kill them all and take their stuff. Is that okay with everyone? Sandoval says, It’s fine with me. M...
He grabs his pistol when I thought this was a knife fight, and, well, it’s a very upsetting moment. I
You’re a philosopher. No. Just drunk.
You mean there are miserable, depressed assholes in Heaven, too? Of course. A lot? Enough. And they piss everyone off? They sure do. Good. She bumps her shoulder into mine. It’s nice to see you.
What’s a shvitz? he yells. Really? You’re driving up Hell’s asshole with these Grease rejects and that’s the first thing that falls out of your skull?
The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the desk, reach through, grab his balls, and make him sing The Mickey Mouse Club song. But...
Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)
If you’re in the exorcism business, you must know a lot about demons. Qliphoth, he says. What? It’s the proper word for what you call a demon. A demon is a bogeyman, an irrational entity representing...
I'll give you another example. The snake in the Garden of Eden? Yeah?It was just a snake. Humanity's first real decision was to defy God. So was mine. That's the reason I make you uncomfortable. We're...
Home late. Be naked.
Fuck you, angel. Fuck you and all God's little prison bitches. He slips you some cigarettes and a con job smile and you run off to do his dirty work for him. Go and scare some sinners. No one's listen...
Cash is the magic that anyone can do.
When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and bored with Hell, wandered the Earth sticking little girls’ pigtails in inkwell...
Sandoval screws up her lips in a sour expression like she just licked the bottom of a bus station chair.
No. You open it. You think I put a bomb in there? Maybe snakes? Maybe a snake bomb?
I’m sweating like a hog tap-dancing in a sauna.