Brooding is for chickens, as my first-grade teacher used to say. Or maybe it was Lucifer. Homily reciters all kind of run together for me.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
Eschew evil and it`s machinations.
The eagle only knows how high it can fly when it spreads its wings.
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
The warrior's nobility is like a prostitute's smile, the truth of which is self-interest.
An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep.
I used to wonder if it was God's plan that I should be alone for so much of my life. But I found peace. I found happiness within people and the world.
When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see.