Richard Brautigan Quote

We're just like you,' the other tiger said. 'We speak the same language you do. We think the same thought. But we're tigers.''You could help me with arithmetic,' I said.'What's that?' one of the tigers said.'My arithmetic.''Oh, your arithmetic.''Yeah.''What do you want to know?' one of the tigers said.'What's nine times nine?''Eighty-one,' a tiger said.'What's eight times eight?''Fifty-six,' a tiger said.I asked them half of dozen other questions: six times six, seven times four, etc. I was having a lot of trouble with arithmetic. Finally the tigers got bored with my questions and told me to go away.'OK,' I said. 'I'll go outside.''Don't go too far,' one of the tigers said. 'We don't want anyone to come up here and kill us.''OK.'They both went back to eating my parents. I went outside and sat down by the river. 'I'm an orphan,' I said.