Son of a motherfucking, ass-reaming, shit-eating, hell-dodging soulless bitch!
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
