What I was sure of was that the bagpipes had begun to play Fairytale of New York—which is basically the best Christmas song ever written.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Freedom of Speech doesn't justify online bullying. Words have power, be careful how you use them.
Do not be afraid of what should be afraid of you
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
For the grateful, there is no room for disappointment; Each moment offers life.
Ability to find the answers is more important than ability to know the answers.
S.T.O.P. = Start To Open Possibilities