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Just remember: when your nerd talks to someone about "man tar", it has nothing to do with the stickiness on your sheets.

Piper Vaughn Xara X Xanakas

Just remember: when your nerd talks to someone about "man tar", it has nothing to do with the stickiness on your sheets.

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