Penny Reid Quotes

I didn't care about embarrassing myself further. What was one more debit of mortification when my balance sheet was already in the red by hundreds of thousands?

Nerds rule the world.

I had an odd thought just then, that I should only ever whisper her name, and that she should always be close enough to hear it.

I had no intention of drinking tequila with Quinn. Quinn plus tequila equaled and that sounded like something that happens in Mexican jails.

I know what you’re going to say.Then we can skip it and you can admit you’re wrong.I can’t admit I’m wrong about two things in the same day. I brought my attention back to him, found him smirking at m...

I might cry later, at home, while watching Steel Magnolias and dressed like a homeless person. Sometimes I applied mascara before crying just to heighten the experience.

I think men will always be arrested on some level by the idea of owning their spouse, of completely possessing the woman they love, of having her unquestioning trust and obedience and admiration. But...

You’re disgusting and that’s completely misogynistic. What if the hook-up girl is using you just as much as you’re using her? What if she’s just having fun? This is the problem with society. When a gu...

I will do anything to prove that to you. I will do anything to prove that what we have is worth a battle. What we have is worth a war.

There will be no bananas! There will be entire tropical rainforests of bananas! And coconuts! I gestured to my breasts. And, hopefully, bananas rubbing against coconuts.

If we were in Victorian England I would have called him dashing;but, since we lived in the 21st century I would have to settle for the wordier GQ model hot.

What do you call each other? What are your pet names? Dearest? Turtledove? Thor? Herr Handsome of my heart? Lizard of my labia? Captain of my clitoris?

Listen to me for one fucking second, okay? I also whispered, but only because he was whispering, Only if you stop using the f-word like you get paid royalties every time you say it.I’ll fucking use wh...

My heart keeps finding new ways to love you.

My momma once told me, you don’t need to be pushed in order to fall. I don’t think you’ll need to do much pushing, Jessica.

Oh, gah! Right in the feels!

Think of how much better the world would be if people craved compliments about the beauty of their heart rather than the beauty of their face.

Pretending Tina Patterson was Jessica James was like pretending tofu was steak.

She told me I should be proud of my healthy shape and healthy body and love it and treasure it because it was mine. No one, she said, could tell me what to think of my body. If I let another person’s...

He was so handsome I felt like filing a civil lawsuit against his parents, claiming punitive damages, pain and suffering to my psyche.