Think of how much better the world would be if people craved compliments about the beauty of their heart rather than the beauty of their face.
Stop it. Cletus snapped his fingers in front of our faces. I hate it when you two mind-meld through your eyeballs.
Reading for me, was like breathing. It was probably akin to masturbation for my brain. Getting off on the fantasy within the pages of a good novel felt necessary to my survival. If I wasn't asleep, kn...
May you live every day of your life. Jonathan Swift
Just because someone is an idiot doesn't mean they're a bad person. And just because someone is smart doesn't mean they're good.
It’s nice to hear your voice…? The statement came out sounding like a question, as though Iwere playing jeopardy and I’d chosen my category-‘I’ll take ‘Charming Chit Chat’ for $200, Alex’ and behind t...
In all honesty, I’d enjoyed the horse ride more than the man ride. At least the horse had been a stallion.
In all honesty, I’d enjoyed the horse ride more than the man ride. At least the horse had been a stallion. Looking back, my lab TA was more like a Shetland pony—hairy and small.
I will die happy here, today, in this spot, she sighed. In your puddle of lust. Leave my puddle of lust alone. Get your own puddle.
I might have been a little mesmerized for a moment as I took in the sight of her shapely backside. It was incredible. I just wanted to spank it and bite it and worship it and completely fucking defile...
I dream of your voice, daydream about it. I spend a good part of my day thinking up ways to make you laugh, counting the hours before I can hold you—just hold you—to feel you breathe, feel your heartb...
I don’t like to judge people.I love it.Writing people completely off was liberating
His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.
He was so handsome I felt like filing a civil lawsuit against his parents, claiming punitive damages, pain and suffering to my psyche.
Do ever respond to a question without asking another question?Does it bother you?No. But it does confirm my hypothesis.What hypothesis?He let out a heavy sigh, and with it, all the residual warmth fro...
Dan was shorter than me, especially as I was wearing sky blue silk stilettos. He appeared to be my age or a few years older,stocky, and thick necked with swirling tattoos just visible beneath the blue...
Dammit, Billy. You had one job. One. Job.I moved my glare to my brother. May I have a word?Now? he asked, looking and sounding almost delighted. Of note, delighted for Billy was imperturbably stoic fo...
Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid? That is the only time a man can be brave, his father told him. George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Bullshit was the adult version of Santa Claus. For reasons I’ll never comprehend, the general population seemed to enjoy wallowing, spouting, and believing in bullshit.
And when you’re ready to cut his balls off, I will provide the knife.