No one expects an eighty-five-year-old Navy SEAL stripper. No one. And that was the beauty of George.
The beauty of human relationships is sharing burdens? More or less. But burdens don’t grow lighter if both people are contributing equally. Life isn’t a fifty-fifty split, that’s just being lazy. Burd...
Not sure if it was compliment, or an insult, or a complisult
Nothing is ever really lost to us as long as we remember it. — L.M. Montgomery, The Story Girl
Nothing is more frustrating than being attracted to someone who is a complete jerk – except for maybe also caring about that person despite continued abuses. I was such an idiot.
What are we doing? I asked, feeling restless. Taking comfort. That made me smile, so I peered up at him. You’re taking comfort in me? Yes. My smile grew and I closed my eyes, giving myself over to the...
Nothing was worse than a handsome guy who became an ignorant toad when he spoke.
Oh, Quinn…. I gave him a sympathetic smile. You really are Batman.
You should have me there as your representative to make sure he doesn’t try to zap you with his sexy ray.Zap me with his sexy ray?You know what I’m talking about. I barely saw him and I’m feeling the...
There’s no reason to be uncomfortable.I’m not uncomfortable. I’m just feeling weird, and I don’t know how to un-weird myself.Well, don’t un-weird yourself on my account. I like you weird.
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain ~Jethro~
Over the years I’d learned absence doesn’t make the heart grow fonder. The heart becomes wary, somnolent and cynical during periods of prolonged absence, burdened with cares and fears borne in solitud...
Parker, what are you doing? Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish.
People were, essentially, the secrets they kept.
You are so adorable. I just want to take you home and put you in my pocket.I’d prefer her pants, but I guess I’d settle for her pocket
Pride is just another word for insecurity and fear—again, having no strong sense of self or worth. If pride is the driving force behind your decisions, then your life is going to suck.
Quote of the day: Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it.
You’re wicked smart. And cool. And drama free, which is a huge deal. Drama free is at the top of my list these days. You can be intimidating.Me? But I’m a Hufflepuff.
Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries.
Saying someone would make a great politician is like saying someone would make a great serial killer. It’s not a compliment.
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