I don’t think of you as perfect.Oh… ok. My eyelashes blinked in rapid succession and my brain started compiling the list ofall my imperfections, It’s because of my height? My seepage of trivial facts?...
However, the more stressful my situation is, the less I think about it, or anything related to it. At present , I thought about how the elevators were like mechanical horses, and I wondered if anyone...
His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.
He was so handsome I felt like filing a civil lawsuit against his parents, claiming punitive damages, pain and suffering to my psyche.
He was hot like lava and sexy like cake. Wait, like lava cake. Yum.
God, Quinn, you have no idea how permanent I’d like this to be. I’d like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches, death and taxes. But I…
Give me a small intimate gathering of five people, a dinner party, where one-on-one conversations can be had, where people talk about current events, good books, good food, and weird news. That was my...
Everyone knows that in real life, fictionally handsome men are vacuous vessels of Satan.
Even though you don’t feel calm doesn’t mean you can’t be calm.
Do ever respond to a question without asking another question?Does it bother you?No. But it does confirm my hypothesis.What hypothesis?He let out a heavy sigh, and with it, all the residual warmth fro...
Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid? That is the only time a man can be brave, his father told him. George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Boy bands are sent by God to aid women of all ages in their quest to avoid reality, but specifically to trick young women into believing that males think about topics other than sex.
Because if it’s possible to have a partner who gives all of themselves without reservation, who looks forward to working and sacrificing for me just as I look forward to doing the same for her, who ca...
Ashley,I caught a bear today in the new trap. We’re taking it a hundred miles north. That’s a hundred miles closer to where you are. I’ve decided units and measurements of distance are bullshit. With...
And, when it was time for Meg to give her statement, I punched her in the face.
It wasn't my finest moment, but I rolled my eyes and actually huffed. Fine, don't answer. I don't even know why I asked.No, I am not having sex with anyone.Oh. I shrugged nonchalantly, but for some re...
Marriage is an ultimate sport in emotional multitasking. I’m never only mad at Greg. I’m mad and madly in love; angry and concerned for his wellbeing; he frustrates and delights me in the same second....
Where are we going?… Just this place I know with a waterfall and a cave. It’s part of the estate, so no one uses it.How nice, I said … We have a garage at my house. It holds a car and some of my dad’s...
Where I'm from, Tom tilted his head to the side, they call your kind a hipster or a lumbersexual, with the beard and flannel and such.Without missing beat, Jethro responded, Ah. See, where I'm from, t...
We all belong to ourselves, until we have children. Then our children lease us for as long as they want.