Just because someone is an idiot doesn't mean they're a bad person. And just because someone is smart doesn't mean they're good.
Just because you don't feel calm, doesn't mean you can't be calm.
Kaitlyn Parker has popped Martin Sandeke’s spooning cherry. I felt his smile grow just before he said, It’s only fair. I hope to pop your forking cherry.
That is why I don't want a cell phone. I don't want a droopy fin.
We all belong to ourselves, until we have children. Then our children lease us for as long as they want.
Little did he know, I possessed no feminine wiles. Only the willies and the hibby jibbies.
Over the years I’d learned absence doesn’t make the heart grow fonder. The heart becomes wary, somnolent and cynical during periods of prolonged absence, burdened with cares and fears borne in solitud...
Love, I decided, is being a sidekick.
She told me I should be proud of my healthy shape and healthy body and love it and treasure it because it was mine. No one, she said, could tell me what to think of my body. If I let another person’s...
Maybe love, at its essence, is being a mirror for another person—for the good parts and the bad. Perhaps love is simply finding that one person who sees you clearly, cares for you deeply, challenges y...
Me want Martin flavored cookie! Me want cookie now!!
Men should come with manuals, subtitles, and reset buttons.
My hair is ridiculous. It's been misbehaving since birth.
We’re having a big wedding so we can be miserable together before we’re happy together.
If you’re not just a little bit afraid of letting down one or both of your parents, then you must’ve had shitty parents. I’m not talking about paralyzing fear—paralyzing fear also means shitty parents...
My momma once told me, you don’t need to be pushed in order to fall. I don’t think you’ll need to do much pushing, Jessica.
My previous outlook could be summed up as follows: Life is shit. Math makes sense. Fictional characters are superior to real people because real people are equal parts pitiful and predictable.
My type has a romantic soul. He’ll make my brain and my heart fight over who gets him first. He does what’s right, even when it’s not easy—actually, especially when it’s not easy. He knows the value o...
The protector inside me was frowning while the predator soaked up her discomfort with glee.
No one expects an eighty-five-year-old Navy SEAL stripper. No one. And that was the beauty of George.
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