Not sure if it was compliment, or an insult, or a complisult
If I were a function, you would be my asymptote. I always tend toward you.
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane. — Robert Frost
If you know who you are, rejection matters very little. It says more about the small-mindedness of the person who is doing the rejecting than it does about you.
You are so adorable. I just want to take you home and put you in my pocket.I’d prefer her pants, but I guess I’d settle for her pocket
Sorry, sometimes when I try to rhyme I end up sounding like Yoda.
Is a chameleon a coward because it can change its color? No. It’s evolved and awesome. I like to think of myself in a similar fashion.
Is this place home?No, Duane .. You are.
It means my brain finds you more interesting than all the really interesting trivial facts I could be contemplating or researching at present.
Yes, I felt shabby and small, but that’s okay. I was shabby and small. There’s nothing wrong with being shabby and small. Hobbits are shabby and small and look how badass they are.Plus, second breakfa...
It’s nice to hear your voice…? The statement came out sounding like a question, as though Iwere playing jeopardy and I’d chosen my category-‘I’ll take ‘Charming Chit Chat’ for $200, Alex’ and behind t...
Marriage is an ultimate sport in emotional multitasking. I’m never only mad at Greg. I’m mad and madly in love; angry and concerned for his wellbeing; he frustrates and delights me in the same second....
I’d kiss you but I don’t want our beards to tangle.
I’d learned from my mother that when someone gives you a subjective compliment—meaning one that can’t be disproven and is based on opinion—but that you find to be completely false, rather than argue,...
Nerds rule the world.
You can’t tell me that I don’t know you. I see you. I see you better than you see yourself. And everything about you is beautiful.
Just because someone is an idiot doesn't mean they're a bad person. And just because someone is smart doesn't mean they're good.
Just because you don't feel calm, doesn't mean you can't be calm.
Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won’t come in. Isaac Asimov
Nothing is more frustrating than being attracted to someone who is a complete jerk – except for maybe also caring about that person despite continued abuses. I was such an idiot.
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