Every dreamer knows that it is entirely possible to be homesick for a place you've never been, perhaps more homesick than for familiar ground. — Judith Thurman
Boys are stupid. I needed to explore becoming a lesbian.
Because you scratched my itch and then you kissed me—both of which freaked me out because neither of which are in the course syllabus for laboratory experiments this semester. And, furthermore—
When we unloaded the last box Vincent surprised me by taking my hand and placing a kiss on my knuckles. His deep chocolate eyes gazed into mine as he spoke with an air of knowing wisdom, If I ever che...
This came from Sandra. Roses are red, violets are blue, rhyming is hard. Wine.
The thing is, if you can’t tell how a person feels about you, then you probably don’t want to know.
The phone in my hand buzzed, demanding my attention, and a text flashed on the screen. It was from Cletus and the sight made my heart lurch and twist, a pining ache stealing my breath. As I scrolled t...
The best stories, I feel, are those that are self-deprecating and involve some thread of irony.
That’s right. You seize that woman, Cletus. You make her yours. And then after, still grinning, Duane dropped his hand on my shoulder and gave me a little shake, you give that woman your sausage.
I just feel sorry for men now. It must be frustrating to be so feeble and limited.
Elizabeth, in your own misguided, crazy, PMSing-woman way, I think you’ve been trying to be nice. My mouth fell open. Hey! You’re just not very good at being nice. It’s not a strength of yours. I can’...
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. — W. Somerset Maugham
A sinister giggle escaped my lips. I’m not much of a giggler unless I’ve done something sinister.
To friendscorts. Like escorts, but without the cash.
Quote of the day: Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it.
May you live every day of your life. Jonathan Swift
If you know who you are, rejection matters very little. It says more about the small-mindedness of the person who is doing the rejecting than it does about you.
I had no intention of drinking tequila with Quinn. Quinn plus tequila equaled and that sounded like something that happens in Mexican jails.
Duct tape is man’s answer to electrons and protons. It’s how we keep matter together.
Allow me to take a moment to express my appreciation for Cletus Winston and his entrances.