Nothing was worse than a handsome guy who became an ignorant toad when he spoke.
I never cross-pollinate fantasy and reality.
A sinister giggle escaped my lips. I’m not much of a giggler unless I’ve done something sinister.
You want to know what you are to me? Fine. You’re my beginning, middle, and end.
You took one commercial flight, Steven. One. Shhh! he pressed his finger to his lips and loud whispered, He’ll hear you. I glanced to my right and left. Who will hear me? Manuel, the plane.
When we unloaded the last box Vincent surprised me by taking my hand and placing a kiss on my knuckles. His deep chocolate eyes gazed into mine as he spoke with an air of knowing wisdom, If I ever che...
This came from Sandra. Roses are red, violets are blue, rhyming is hard. Wine.
The thing is, if you can’t tell how a person feels about you, then you probably don’t want to know.
That’s right. You seize that woman, Cletus. You make her yours. And then after, still grinning, Duane dropped his hand on my shoulder and gave me a little shake, you give that woman your sausage.
Quote of the day: Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it.
Pretending Tina Patterson was Jessica James was like pretending tofu was steak.
Nothing is ever really lost to us as long as we remember it. — L.M. Montgomery, The Story Girl
My type has a romantic soul. He’ll make my brain and my heart fight over who gets him first. He does what’s right, even when it’s not easy—actually, especially when it’s not easy. He knows the value o...
I think men will always be arrested on some level by the idea of owning their spouse, of completely possessing the woman they love, of having her unquestioning trust and obedience and admiration. But...
I just feel sorry for men now. It must be frustrating to be so feeble and limited.
Elizabeth, in your own misguided, crazy, PMSing-woman way, I think you’ve been trying to be nice. My mouth fell open. Hey! You’re just not very good at being nice. It’s not a strength of yours. I can’...
Duct tape is man’s answer to electrons and protons. It’s how we keep matter together.
Nerds rule the world.
When I was younger, I wanted plenty of things, plenty of people, until I realized there was no point in wanting. Since then, I’ve never had something I wanted, not really. Not ’til you.
We fought over the bill when it came. By fought I mean: I insisted loudly on paying half and he responded with beleaguered silence. Instead of discussing it or attempting to engage in my one-sided con...