I may be broken, but all my pieces are yours.
Does he give you zings in your things?
You took one commercial flight, Steven. One. Shhh! he pressed his finger to his lips and loud whispered, He’ll hear you. I glanced to my right and left. Who will hear me? Manuel, the plane.
Take romance for instance. Fictional women in romance novels never get their period. They never have morning breath. They orgasm seventeen times a day. And they never seem to have jobs with bosses.
Pretending Tina Patterson was Jessica James was like pretending tofu was steak.
Nothing was worse than a handsome guy who became an ignorant toad when he spoke.
My previous outlook could be summed up as follows: Life is shit. Math makes sense. Fictional characters are superior to real people because real people are equal parts pitiful and predictable.
I’d learned from my mother that when someone gives you a subjective compliment—meaning one that can’t be disproven and is based on opinion—but that you find to be completely false, rather than argue,...
He didn’t save us ; haven’t you been listening? Elizabeth held an icepack to her chin where she’d been hit by an meaty elbow . Fiona stabbed one of them with a Susan Bates needle, Marie was wielding a...
Even though you don’t feel calm doesn’t mean you can’t be calm.
Fist bump* *high five* *bottom pat* … too far?
A woman who demands gifts on Valentine's Day is almost as intolerable as a man who only gives gifts because it's Valentine's Day.
Your birthday gift to me is to place me in the middle of an art heist so that I can taser someone? He nodded, smiling, looking very proud. Thank you, Alex. I mean it. I...I just love you so much.
You want to know what you are to me? Fine. You’re my beginning, middle, and end.
You should have me there as your representative to make sure he doesn’t try to zap you with his sexy ray.Zap me with his sexy ray?You know what I’m talking about. I barely saw him and I’m feeling the...
Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries.
My heart keeps finding new ways to love you.
I was determined to stay off the see-saw of crazy
I think men will always be arrested on some level by the idea of owning their spouse, of completely possessing the woman they love, of having her unquestioning trust and obedience and admiration. But...
I didn't tell her, because I didn't think it would help, but all people are lost, to varying degrees. I suspected that it’s only when we love others—through purpose, friendship, romance, or any combin...