This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, rants, facts, contrivances, and incidents are either the product of the author’s questionable imagination or are used factitiously. Any resem...
This came from Sandra. Roses are red, violets are blue, rhyming is hard. Wine.
This is the tattoo of life decisions. Tattoo of life decisions? Yes. Tattoo. Marriage is the forever and permanent branding of one person to another. Sure, you can get it removed - but it's expensive,...
This was our beginning. I couldn’t wait for the middle. And I never wanted it to end.
To friendscorts. Like escorts, but without the cash.
You are so adorable. I just want to take you home and put you in my pocket.I’d prefer her pants, but I guess I’d settle for her pocket
We all belong to ourselves, until we have children. Then our children lease us for as long as they want.
We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak. Albert Einstein
We are most awake to the world and to our own longings and desires when we suffer.
We can't change the past. But we can change how much importance we allow it to have over our future.
We fought over the bill when it came. By fought I mean: I insisted loudly on paying half and he responded with beleaguered silence. Instead of discussing it or attempting to engage in my one-sided con...
You’re disgusting and that’s completely misogynistic. What if the hook-up girl is using you just as much as you’re using her? What if she’s just having fun? This is the problem with society. When a gu...
What are we doing? I asked, feeling restless. Taking comfort. That made me smile, so I peered up at him. You’re taking comfort in me? Yes. My smile grew and I closed my eyes, giving myself over to the...
What are you!? A Disney princess? Ashley’s annoyance powered semi-shout surprised the room. She dropped her knitting to her lap and glared at me, apparently sincerely perturbed by Janie’s revelation....
Nerds rule the world.
What is your least favorite part of the male anatomy? Uh…what? Come on. I nudged her shoulder. You have to have a least favorite part. Marie stared at me for a beat then blinked rapidly. Really? I jus...
When I was younger, I wanted plenty of things, plenty of people, until I realized there was no point in wanting. Since then, I’ve never had something I wanted, not really. Not ’til you.
When did you know? I watched him take a breath, and with it all pretense fell away. All his walls, all his cleverness, all his grandstanding and pretending. He looked vulnerable, and it made my chest...
When we unloaded the last box Vincent surprised me by taking my hand and placing a kiss on my knuckles. His deep chocolate eyes gazed into mine as he spoke with an air of knowing wisdom, If I ever che...
Where I'm from, Tom tilted his head to the side, they call your kind a hipster or a lumbersexual, with the beard and flannel and such.Without missing beat, Jethro responded, Ah. See, where I'm from, t...
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