Dammit, Billy. You had one job. One. Job.I moved my glare to my brother. May I have a word?Now? he asked, looking and sounding almost delighted. Of note, delighted for Billy was imperturbably stoic fo...
Attending to injustice, no matter how small, is always a worthy cause.
And when you’re ready to cut his balls off, I will provide the knife.
Worry is an emotional state that I abhor. It tends to be self-absorbed and short-sighted, and holds no purpose other than to waste energy and distract the mind from what actually matters.
Fist bump* *high five* *bottom pat* … too far?
You can’t just go around giving people cars. You’re not Oprah.
Who thinks, I’m going to cheat on my girlfriend, but I’ve got too much of a social conscience to leave my condom wrapper on the floor—heaven forbid I litter.
When did you know? I watched him take a breath, and with it all pretense fell away. All his walls, all his cleverness, all his grandstanding and pretending. He looked vulnerable, and it made my chest...
What do you call each other? What are your pet names? Dearest? Turtledove? Thor? Herr Handsome of my heart? Lizard of my labia? Captain of my clitoris?
Well, he abruptly broke the protracted silence. Where can I kiss you? What? He lifted his fingers to my face, tucked a few loose strands of hair behind my ears. Where can I kiss you goodbye? My stomac...
We can't change the past. But we can change how much importance we allow it to have over our future.
Very clever of him to give me something my heart didn’t know it wanted in exchange for a promise.
This is the tattoo of life decisions. Tattoo of life decisions? Yes. Tattoo. Marriage is the forever and permanent branding of one person to another. Sure, you can get it removed - but it's expensive,...
There will be no bananas! There will be entire tropical rainforests of bananas! And coconuts! I gestured to my breasts. And, hopefully, bananas rubbing against coconuts.
Sorry, sometimes when I try to rhyme I end up sounding like Yoda.
Old things have soul. Then to me she’d add on a whisper, ‘And young things have spirit.
Love was never enough, not without mutual respect and a great deal of drudgery and effort. And even then, it wasn't enough. Wanting each other, being open to change, pushing each other to improve and...
If we were in Victorian England I would have called him dashing;but, since we lived in the 21st century I would have to settle for the wordier GQ model hot.
If she doesn’t learn to weld here, she’ll just learn it on the streets.
I wondered what steps I could take to remove the word ‘moisture’ or even ‘moist’ from the English language; I really hated the way it sounded and always went out of my way to avoid saying it. I also r...