I will do anything to prove that to you. I will do anything to prove that what we have is worth a battle. What we have is worth a war.
I might cry later, at home, while watching Steel Magnolias and dressed like a homeless person. Sometimes I applied mascara before crying just to heighten the experience.
I hadn’t seen Jennifer in a week. Absence doesn’t make the heart grow fonder. Whoever said that was a damn fool. Absence makes the heart suicidal. Take my heart for example. It hadn’t stopped hurling...
I didn't care about embarrassing myself further. What was one more debit of mortification when my balance sheet was already in the red by hundreds of thousands?
I came home to find three rocks on my desk and a card with a penguin on the front. Seeing it was from Greg, I did a little happy dance as I bounced into my room, reading his inscription.Dearest Fiona,...
He wanted me. I wanted him. This was a frightening and thrilling prospect, because when I pushed him, he pushed back.
Don’t Drink and DERIVE, Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix
Crap.She’s going to cry.This was a situation that required neutralizing. I placed my hand over hers and gave her a squeeze.There, there. Fruit cake. Calm down—
But I want to be your only source of romantic situations from this point forward.
And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a magnum sized condom was going to fool me into thinking their Toyota Camery was a...
All girls should be treated with respect regardless of whether or not they’re virgins. Being a virgin doesn’t make me any more or less worthwhile than a non-virgin.
Alex the waiter was on my Spank Naughty list in third place, right after Henry Calvill the actor, then Henry Calvill as Superman. He was proof that God existed, and that God loved straight women.
You’ll make me cry.His eyes widened a little, moved between mine. I wouldn’t.You would. I’ve seen it, I see how you treat girls.His hand at my waist tightened. I wouldn’t do that to you. You’re not -...
You don't know love?No.But you're so certain that this is it, that what we have—what we're doing—that this is us in love?Yes.Why?Because it's what love should be.
Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality. Edgar Allan Poe
With enough use, practice, and honing of skill, words were the weapons of choice used by exceptional writers and poets. Minds can be changed, hearts can be lost and broken, souls can be surrendered gi...
Oh, gah! Right in the feels!
Nothing screams lady-mind-porn like a hot, shirtless, sexy man doing dishes after giving her a reason to be exhausted.
Nico flinched and pain flickered within his green eyes. He struck the wall next to my head, causing me to jump. I don’t want to be fair! I’m not interested in being nice! You’re right. I’m playing gam...
Listen to me for one fucking second, okay? I also whispered, but only because he was whispering, Only if you stop using the f-word like you get paid royalties every time you say it.I’ll fucking use wh...