Night has chosen thee; thy death will be thy birth. Night calls to thee; harken to Her sweet voice. Your destiny awaits you at the House of Night.
Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches
You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.
Nerd herd, focus. You're here to help the fledglings. Dour One and Dour Two aren't important, said Aphrodite.Dr. Seuss reference. I like it, Stark said, giving me a check-me-out-I've-always-read-books...