It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
What are you giving us?
The blighter's manner was so cold and unchummy that I bit the bullet and had a dash at being airy.
She is very wonderful, Bertie. She is not one of these flippant, shallow-minded, modern girls. She is sweetly grave and beautifully earnest. She reminds me of - what is the name I want?
She sometimes takes her little brother for a walk round this way, explained Bingo. I thought we would meet her and bow, and you could see her, you know, and then we would walk on.Of course, I said, th...
I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare - or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad - who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole,...
Why don't you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.
My God, man! I gargled. The cravat! The gent's neckwear! Why? For what reason?
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
Oh, is that my report, father?' said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as a dog about to be washed might evince in his tub.'
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
Roderick Spode is the founder of the Saviours of Britain, a fascist organisation better know as the 'Black Shorts'...When you say 'shorts' mean 'shirts', of course.No. By the time Spode formed his ass...
Do you realise that about two hundred of Twing's heftiest are waiting for you outside to chuck you into the pond?No!Absolutely!
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behi...
Bertie, it is imperative that you marry.But, dash it all...
Flowers are happy things.
Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.'Yes, sir?'Is it really a frost?'A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.'But lots of fellows have asked me who my tailor is.'Doubtless in order to avoid h...