Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
In the world of mulesThere are no rules.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Progress might have been all right once but it's gone on too long.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Parsely is gharsley.
Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.
If called by a panther Don't anther.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Poets aren't very useful because they aren't consumeful or very produceful.
Purity is obscurity.
Which the Chicken and Which the Egg?He drinks because she scolds, he thinks;She thinks she scolds because he drinks;And nether will admit what's true,That he's a sot and she's a shrew.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.
Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin with a grin.