To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.