Now I lay me down to sleepI pray the Lord my soul to keep
I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
A bird that fears falling off of a tree branch is ignorant of its gifts.
Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Death is just the birth of yet another odyssey.