On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.
When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.
He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!
He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.
You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!
Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.
