My life needs editing.
I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.