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Mitch Hedberg Quote

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

Tags: morning, night, up, last

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About Mitch Hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.