I knew the truth, which is if someone really wants to see you, they always find a way. Always. That
He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.
Haters are just more people paying attention to you. (P.21)
But I’m the kind of person who actually likes feeling a little bit out of place. Aspirational is how I feel comfortable.
Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
Because confidence is like respect; you have to earn it.
There was no whimsical ‘sip of wine at Thanksgiving’ for us kids while we were still teenagers. This was the Clinton era, and my parents were already worried about the moral deterioration of the count...
There are not many relationships more powerful than that of two women who fall fast and deep into a friendship. It was heartbreaking to be loved and left.
Nobody wants to hear that any aspect of my awesome life is bad. I get that. But there are days, maybe two or three times a year, when I get completely overwhelmed by my job and go to my office, lie on...
No, that is boring. If people want to see medical stuff they should watch ER.
Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.
If you’re reading this, you’re probably a woman. Or perhaps you’re a gay man getting a present for your even gayer friend. Maybe you accidentally bought this thinking it was the Malala book.
I guess I’m the kind of person who likes to be part of something so much that I won’t care if the something is bad.
I can’t for the life of me not eat something that I want to eat.
Being known is really fun, extremely strange, and not very important. This
1) There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.(2) I would like to be friends with Beyoncé Knowles.
I'm a role model now. ... I want to be a better person because I don't want to disappoint those girls. I stop and think about my actions more. I tip great, I try not to swear too much, and I remember...
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.
Almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair. I
Will (now renamed Trouble Don’t Pick Up in my phone) came to L.A. with the president and asked me to dinner.