That is why I, a noted Hollywood bad boy with nothing to lose, must be the person to tell the truth. Sex scenes are the tits. You’re welcome.
Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.
If you've got it, flaunt it. And if you don't got it? Flaunt it. 'Cause what are we even doing here if we're not flaunting it?
I bought this wand, the Tria Acne Clearing Blue Light, from my dermatologist’s office. At one point I was spending so much time with the device that I started calling him Wall-E.
He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.
Because confidence is like respect; you have to earn it. (P.220)
The best kind of laughter is laughter born of a shared memory.
Um, Mindy is much less like Elizabeth Bennet than she is a combination of Carrie Bradshaw and Eric Cartman.
It wasn't until later that I realized Paul's quietness was a result of his confidence. He didn't need to shout to be heard.
If you’re Natalie Dormer, you can take big fashion risks and shave half your head, and it looks good. If you’re a normal person and you try that, you just look like you had recent brain surgery.
I would love to have Snoop Dogg waiting in my office in a cupcake-print suit to tell all my problems to. Wouldn’t we all?
I knew the truth, which is if someone really wants to see you, they always find a way. Always. That
I cannot imagine a life more boring and a more time-consuming obsession than being preoccupied with watching what I eat. I
Confidence is just entitlement. Entitlement has gotten a bad rap because it's used almost exclusively for the useless children of the rich, reality TV stars, and Conrad Hilton Jr., who gets kicked off...
Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
1) There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.(2) I would like to be friends with Beyoncé Knowles.
I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this...
When you’re winning, it makes them feel like they’re losing or, worse yet, that maybe they should’ve tried to do something too, but now it’s too late. And since they didn’t, they want to stop you. You...
So You’ve Just Finished Chelsea Handler’s Book, Now What?
One thing you should know about me is that I am not a hugger. For the record, in New York, that is a perfectly acceptable way to be.