It is a fool’s prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak. –SHAKESPEARE
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM.
Bad weather never stopped anyone from reaping a good harvest.
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
I Am In Love With Myself, With My Heart.