Any advice for how to be a successful author?""Yes. Don't be a woman. And be dead. And do both at the same time, if you can.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.
The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.