If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...
You haunt my days and dreams.
The purpose of learning is not to give exams in class and forget about it, but to increase the knowledge until they possess an area of the earth for God almighty
Embrace who you are and your divine purpose. Identify the barriers in your life, and develop discipline, courage and the strength to permanently move beyond them, and keep moving forward.
I'm into mellow dates with really good food.
One love, one heart, one destiny.
The cross has become a symbol in much of the Western world, misused by many rock stars and others who do not comprehend its significance.
Be a leader with a ladder, not a boss with an order.
Books are keys that open many doors.