Getting back to the issue of the child, Tina said, harshing our buzz as visual, I really think you should reconsider. He—The phone rang. She picked it up, glanced at the caller ID.We're kind of busy,...
George you were very very bad to run away from Alice. Very bad But you were very good to stomp Sinclair when he was being a dick so I think we'll call this a wash.
Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?
I turned. Tall, Dark, and Sinister was rapidly approaching.
I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.
I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.
God is dead! Only the IT department can help you now.-Edward Smegger in (p. 79)
Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences.
To paraphrase Stephen King, sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman’s best friend. Put
Oh, sure, things had gone viral and blown up. But those were just words; they didn’t mean change, or progress, or a revolution.
Oh my God, Marc rhapsodized. Who is that ?An asshole, I mumbled, turning back to him and picking up my tea. I was so rattled I sloshed some of the hot liquid on my hand, but I didn't feel a thing.He's...
Makes me crave a WTF stamp, so I could just walk around stamping WTF on everything that freaks me or scares me or just plain puzzles me.
I can't believe your boss tried to kill you, too, Jessica said. I mean, I know they're trying to keep the unemployment rate down, but that's ridiculous.Most people think their bosses are out to get th...
And it feeds my anxiety, which makes work hard, which feeds my anxiety.
Friends are such a mixed blessing.
Zombieland reference, Jon said, nodding.How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference! I looked at laura. I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago.Uh...Betsy...Don't say...
You do not go near them. You do not allow them to touch you. If one does touch you, I will eat his spine. It's good, she commented, that we're establishing rules. For instance, being a newcomer here,...
The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not I'm having a bad day and fee...
Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life.
It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid ofghosts.