Oh, sure, things had gone viral and blown up. But those were just words; they didn’t mean change, or progress, or a revolution.
I turned. Tall, Dark, and Sinister was rapidly approaching.
I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.
God is dead! Only the IT department can help you now.-Edward Smegger in (p. 79)
Getting back to the issue of the child, Tina said, harshing our buzz as visual, I really think you should reconsider. He—The phone rang. She picked it up, glanced at the caller ID.We're kind of busy,...
George you were very very bad to run away from Alice. Very bad But you were very good to stomp Sinclair when he was being a dick so I think we'll call this a wash.
Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?
Friends are such a mixed blessing.
To paraphrase Stephen King, sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman’s best friend. Put
I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore.
Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences.
And it feeds my anxiety, which makes work hard, which feeds my anxiety.
Oh my God, Marc rhapsodized. Who is that ?An asshole, I mumbled, turning back to him and picking up my tea. I was so rattled I sloshed some of the hot liquid on my hand, but I didn't feel a thing.He's...
Makes me crave a WTF stamp, so I could just walk around stamping WTF on everything that freaks me or scares me or just plain puzzles me.
Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life.
It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid ofghosts.
It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just like...
I can't believe your boss tried to kill you, too, Jessica said. I mean, I know they're trying to keep the unemployment rate down, but that's ridiculous.Most people think their bosses are out to get th...
Zombieland reference, Jon said, nodding.How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference! I looked at laura. I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago.Uh...Betsy...Don't say...
You do not go near them. You do not allow them to touch you. If one does touch you, I will eat his spine. It's good, she commented, that we're establishing rules. For instance, being a newcomer here,...