I’ve been called many things in my life, but never a sacrificial penguin.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
To create well I have to be in a good mood, happy and cool.
Education is the best provision for old age.
The day when the fire that we had lit in our minds reaches our hearts, we will start turning every person that we come in contact with into ashes. We become the ghosts that we always feared.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Shame and blame should have no place in our body, mind, or spirit.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
The power to proclaim the greatest news in heaven or on earth was not given to the angels. It was given to redeemed men . . . Every Christian is to be a witness