The words are spat through the phone line. They’re loud and wet in my ear. Y’ big dickhead. She’s lovely, isn’t she?
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
I'm looking to evolve the concept of the new renaissance artist, taking the world by storm through the art of public display and demonstration, with technical savvy, using cell phones and computers.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bad weather never stopped anyone from reaping a good harvest.
I raised you so high that every other man on earth is now doomed to live in your shadow.
Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
I have had no contact with the Chinese government. I only work with journalists.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.