“ Have a place for everything and keep the things somewheres else. That is not advice it is merely custom. Mark Twain
“ There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. Mark Twain
“ In your country and mine we should have the privilege of making fun of this kind of morality, but it would be unkind to do it here.Many of these people have the reasoning faculty, but no one uses it i… Mark Twain
“ Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. Mark Twain
