Offering you a hundred and eighty dollars, pure profit, and no worries.
You know what? I’m not going to describe anybody else as elderly. Let’s just say that if you take my age and double it, I would still have been the youngest person in the room, by a lot.
When you spend your whole life living in a hole, he said, the only way you can go is up.
We may be surrounded by some greater reality, to which we are oblivious. And even if we could somehow perceive it in some entirely new way, it is extremely doubtful we would be able to comprehend what...
There are two elevators. One is blue. One is red. When you want to go up, you take the blue elevator. When you want to go down, you take the red elevator. It’s that simple. It can’t go wrong! The blue...
Stanley spent more time pushing the wheelbarrow than digging, because he was such a slow digger. He carted away the excess dirt and dumped it into previously dug holes. He was careful not to dump any...
I’m Felix, said the skinny guy. This is my man Moses.
I may have ruined my life, but at least I got to eat some really good Chinese food.
He gave it all to charity, said my father. Diabetes research, I can understand that. But cancer research? He didn’t even have cancer!
And what would you like, Sharie? asked Miss Mush.What do you have? asked Sharie.Potato salad.What else is there? asked Sharie.Nothing said Miss Mush.Okay said Sharie. I'll have that.Potato salad? aske...
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Zero wasnt worried, When you spend your whole life living in a shole, he said, the only way you can go is up.
The bad stuff always rose to the top of the brain.
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Sometimes people can learn a lot about each other just by sitting in silence.
SENATOR HALTINGS: Excuse me, did you just say Dr. Crumbly is a vet?
Life will deal me many different hands, some good, some bad (maybe they've already been dealt), but from here on in, I'll be turning my own cards. —Alton Richard
It probably took Leslie longer to type the @ symbol than it would have to type the word at, but that’s the kind of thing she loves to do.
If Stanley and his father weren't always hopeful, then it wouldn't hurt so much every time their hopes were crushed
He understood it when other kids were mean to him. It didn't bother him. He simply hated them. As long as he hated them, it didn't matter what they thought of him.