I may have ruined my life, but at least I got to eat some really good Chinese food.
He didn’t want her to know that he didn’t understand, but what he didn’t realize was that she didn’t understand either, so that if he had just told her he didn’t understand, she would have understood,...
Dana had four beautiful eyes. She wore glasses. But her eyes were so beautiful that the glasses only made her prettier. With two eyes she was pretty. With four eyes she was beautiful. With six eyes sh...
You may have done some bad things, but that doesn't mean you're a bad kid.
When I turned the corner, I saw Toni waving at me from the elevator. I think I've already told you how it made me feel to see her smile and wave at me. You can have your sunsets and waterfalls. If a p...
Wayside School is falling down, my
Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe, don't read this story if you're ever planning to eat again.
Stanley spent more time pushing the wheelbarrow than digging, because he was such a slow digger. He carted away the excess dirt and dumped it into previously dug holes. He was careful not to dump any...
Next to it was another sign which declared that it was a violation of the Texas Penal Code to bring guns, explosives, weapons, drugs, or alcohol onto the premises.
I’m not saying it’s going to be easy. Nothing in life is easy. But that’s no reason to give up. You’ll be surprised what you can accomplish if you set your mind to it. After all, you only have one lif...
It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong.
It probably took Leslie longer to type the @ symbol than it would have to type the word at, but that’s the kind of thing she loves to do.
I hope I remember everything, said Toni.You won't, said Trapp. That's how you learn. But after you make the same mistake one, or two, or five times, you'll eventually get it. And then you'll make new...
But I'm taking small steps'Cause I don't know where I'm goingI'm taking small steps And I don't know what to say.Small steps,Trying to pull myself togetherAnd maybe I'll discoverA clue along the way!
Bradley ChalkersHomeworkBook ReportMy Parents Didn’tSteal an ElephantBy Uriah C. LassoMrs. Ebbel’s classRoom 12Red Hill SchoolLast seat, last rowNext to Jeff
An idea doesn't die, said Trapp. It exists somewhere, in its own dimension, waiting to be perceived.
Only, if only, the moon speaks no reply;Reflecting the sun and all that’s gone by.Be strong my weary wolf, turn around boldly.Fly high, my baby bird,My angel, my only
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You're not completely worthless.
You're a caring, thoughtful, considerate human being. Maybe that is a curse in this cold world we live in. You have the soul of a poet. —Mrs. Bayfield, to David