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You're responsible for yourself. You messed up your life, and it's up to you to fix it. No one else is going to do it for you -- for any of you.
You may have done some bad things, but that doesn't mean you're a bad kid.
Where are we supposed to go to the bathroom? he asked Magnet. Magnet gestured with his arms to the great expanse around them. Pick a hole, any hole, he said.
Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on account of one person. If it wasn't for that person, you wouldn't be here digging holes in the hot sun. You know who that person is?My no-good...
Until he knows he isn't a monster, how is anybody else supposed to know?
The urge to communicate is even stronger than the sex drive, Trapp said. Why do you think people gossip so much? Why can’t we keep secrets? Why have we invented the printing press, the telephone, the...
The guy can’t chew his own food, said the first boy. So his dogs have to chew it up for him. Then they spit it out, and then he eats it.
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Some hunters like to shoot ostriches that have their heads buried in the sand.
Sam wasn’t allowed to attend classes because he was a Negro,
Myron had named him Oddly. Myron had named him oddly. Is
How can he be your friend if you don't like him?
He didn’t have any friends at home. He was overweight and the kids at his middle school often teased him about his size. Even his teachers sometimes made cruel comments without realizing it. On his la...
He brought his tray to the table. Behind him, a boy from one of the other tents said, Hey, what happened to your face? There was a crash. Stanley turned to see Mr. Sir holding the boy’s head against t...
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You're not completely worthless.
You have only one life, make the most of it
Wayside school is falling down, falling down, falling down,Wayside school is falling down my fair lady.Kids go splat as they hit the ground, hit the ground, hit the ground,Kids go splat as the hit the...
There was something special about being in a strange place, all alone in a mass of people even if you had just screwed up your life, or perhaps especially if you had just screwed up your life.